I’m pretty sure this is where the expression “Evil Twin” came from. This is just wrong on so many levels, lol. Johnny should probably invest in a gun.

Right Oh, Murder Burger is opening up on Ponsonby Road in Posonby and we need a bunch of people to hang out with, make burgers and talk shit. No previous experience is needed as we teach you everything you need to know and we kind of factor in you buggering something up along the way. [...]

Job applicants- who would you hire. Little close to home on this- but everyone wants to “Think Different”

xkcd.com is a a webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language. Here they clearly demonstrate that sometimes having all the lastest technology makes us blind to the um…more obvious solutions.

Sometimes, you just gotta be you. Sometimes just being you can feel great at the time, and then just wrong in the morning. Sometimes others pay for the consequences of your actions… A man and his wife went to the company Christmas party where the man has a little too much to drink. He staggers [...]

When all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

So a little extra-curricular activity was evidently prematurely interrupted. I’ve always wondered why the wronged spouse shoots the other man/woman, instead of their own spouse. Really the betrayal was on their part- but hey, looks like this guy is out of the fire and into the frying pan.

Holy Crap- this startled the living hell out of me and a few of the buds as well. Just relax, take a look at the picture. Yeah, red circle..big freakin’ deal- wait for it, you’ll know it when you see it. More at shitbrix.com.

Japan is nuts about Hello Kitty. So naturally there’s going to be a parody or two out there. It’s ironic that this comes from a place not known for huge knockers… Extra points for making the cats face look like…yep you guessed it…

Don’t know if any of you have ever caught Parking Wars on TV- but there’s a group of dedicated parking enforcement officers who go after the serious offenders. Yep, more than 3 parking tickets and you get the dreaded boot of doom. I wonder if this guy might have an alternative to paying the fee? [...]