Ever try to tell someone a story or a joke and they just keep derailing the story? I’ve actually lost the damn punchline by being sidetracked. Blurrrville manages to capture the situation perfect- a scene repeated in bars from coast to coast.

Woman who swore at toilet settles lawsuit The Associated Press SCRANTON — The city of Scranton will pay a woman $19,000 to settle a lawsuit spawned by her arrest on disoorderly conduct charges for swearing at her overflowing toilet. The city also will pay Dawn Herb’s legal fees. Herb was arrested last year after a [...]

Ah, an honest crook. So rare in today’s society. Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

So Mr Kittykins finally took out that electronic rodent- much to the chagrin of his owner.

It’s important to carry full coverage insurance when driving. You never know who you’ll run into- or who will run into you. At least the driver in the front doesn’t have to worry about whether or not the other driver is insured… Guess they’ll have to make one less stupid caveman commercial this week.

Tired of all of his friends and family getting eaten by those damn lions down the plain, Stripe gets a special delivery from the states. It was a bitch opening the crate without opposable thumbs, but it was worth it.

Toby didn’t understand why his owners dropped him off at the pound. He was a good watchdog. He was almost house trained. Then after one fun day at the beach, off he went. Looking back he could never figure out where things went south…

Probably more honesty than your average customer is accustomed to. The sign tells it like it is, you can choose any two of the three options…

James Earl Jones should have all the fun, everyone can be their one evil overlord. This hamster knows what I’m talking about.

I’m a fan of the offensive T-Shirt. Sometimes you need to get your message across- and gee whiz and golly gee don’t get it done. Here’s a couple of winners…