100 things to know about women 100. Girls enjoy always having something kind of wrong, like a headache or cramping or something. Remember: No matter how bad it sounds, she’s going to outlive you. 99. Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your [...]

Got a request from Jim for this… Does anybody know of a funny story about a guy that made , ate some hot chili , then went to Walmart ? Very funny ! It got deleted by mistake , I is heartbroke . I know – life goes on . Fear not Jim, the internet [...]

If you have a bad cause of schadenfreude like me, then you’ll enjoy F*** My Life. The language is NSFW, and of course some of the situations are too. Buy if you ever want to feel better about how things if your life are going, it’s a fun read. -Pit

A king in Africa had a close friend he grew up with. The friend had a habit of looking at every situation that ever occurred in his life (positive or negative) and remarking, “This is good!” One day the king and his friend were out on a hunting expedition. The friend would load and prepare [...]

*** Love & Marriage *** “When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.” Sacha Guitry. “There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn’t stand for that.” Steve Martin. “Behind every successful man is [...]

My bedroom is a converted attic accessed by retractable metal ladders. I fought my brother for this room at the young age of 12, and being the eldest it really was no contest. You see at this young age I had already foreseen the benefits of being able to pull the ladders up and shut [...]

# According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of liars. # All the women moaning about finding a husband obviously never had one. # Ask a woman how she stubbed [...]

What Is Meat? Meat is the flesh of a dead animal, consumed for food. Well, actually …not any animal. I mean, if you eat the flesh of a dead fish, it’s not meat. It’s fish. And if you eat a spider, well, that’s just unappetizing. So it’s not meat. So, let’s go with: Meat is [...]

Martha’s way #1 Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. The Real Women’s Way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake,you are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway. Martha’s way #2: To [...]

So the modern woman has many trials and tribulations to deal with. There’s work, home, children and men. Oh yeah, I mentioend children already. Here’s a few of the moments some ladies wish they could forget. On a side note- WTF is with the nudity and frank discussion about periods with little boys? Shudder… Curl [...]