Rachel Lucas has done it- she’s committed heresy against the cat faithful. It’s been a long, long time since I broached this subject, maybe 6 years. I learned the hard way back then that YOU DO NOT PISS OFF THE CAT PEOPLE. But something in me says it’s time again. Mostly because this past weekend [...]

There’s special bond between comrades in arms, which can be expressed in a variety of ways. Sometimes, if you like someone, you send them sex toys. When they’re in Ranger School. And you make sure they have to open them in front of their instructors. Good times. Nick, you realize Will is ARMED, right? Read [...]

So this woman loses her lawn ornament, figure some damn kid, right? Little more to this story- PORTLAND, Ore., July 15 (UPI) — A Portland, Ore., woman who had given up hope of ever seeing her missing ceramic dog again said the item has returned — with photos of its travels. Full story here.

At some point, my roommate found a tractor tire and it followed him home. Well, maybe he rolled it home from a few blocks away. So, what we have here is a big ol’ tractor tire. It stands about 5ft tall. It has holes drilled in the sidewalls so it won’t collect water and become [...]

I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that, since they congregate at my cattle feeder and do [...]

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. 2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. 3. If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to [...]

I got this in email without an attribution, from what I could find on the net this was written by Scylla over at the Straight Dope – Apparently it’s quite old but I thought it was hilarious. Last week while traveling I stopped at a Zany Brainy store and saw that they had a blimp [...]

There comes a time in every boy’s life where he enjoys torturing Mom about things related to sex. It’s fun to “shock” her with all these things she doesn’t have experience with. Right…if you’re here, Mom knows a thing or two about what’s going on behind closed doors. Inevitably the young lad is brought to [...]

Here’s the rest of the story, continued from Bad Vasectomy Complications Part 1 ….Click to Play…. I manage to make it home relatively unscathed. I get home, put my feet up on the couch, and apply frozen peas to the affected area. Turns out they’re therapeutic- kinda like tiny ice cubes to keep down swelling. [...]

What follows is my recollection of the events leading up to, and the story of, the completely unprovoked and brutal assault on my nuts. If you happen to have nuts of your own, or care about someone with said accouterments, take this as a cautionary tale on what they TELL you is a simple surgery- [...]