I wish my dog was as smart as this bird!

Cyanide and Happiness had this gem- I give you The Beer Run.

Is you child afraid of the boogie man? Suge Night has an answer.

Not news- husband has some strong words for her husband. News- it’s on the news. ooops.

Here’s a pretty clever spin on the old porn movie. Still not safe for work. Did he fix that with a pipe wrench?

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Harry steps into the modern urban setting with an epic opera. Yeah right. It’s a rap, yo.

You know, the more things change, the more they stay the same. This is probably what it was like- the first help desk providing IT support…

Imagine you’re on live TV. And imagine you eat a bug. Hilariousness ensues. Poor guy, that has to suck. “I’m dying in this country ass fucked up town…”

If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing right. Years of training and dedication lead up to this one moment. The dramatic confrontation comes to a head at the end of the clip…

Sometimes you’re looking for just the right words for the occasion- fortunately there’s a service to do that very thing for you. You never know when you’re going to put a bad guy down like a rabid dog, and need that one liner to do the job right.