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Harry steps into the modern urban setting with an epic opera. Yeah right. It’s a rap, yo.

You know, the more things change, the more they stay the same. This is probably what it was like- the first help desk providing IT support…

Imagine you’re on live TV. And imagine you eat a bug. Hilariousness ensues. Poor guy, that has to suck. “I’m dying in this country ass fucked up town…”

If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing right. Years of training and dedication lead up to this one moment. The dramatic confrontation comes to a head at the end of the clip…

Sometimes you’re looking for just the right words for the occasion- fortunately there’s a service to do that very thing for you. You never know when you’re going to put a bad guy down like a rabid dog, and need that one liner to do the job right.

Or babies eating lemons- something like that, I get those confused.

It’s all about priorities. Some things are important to women. Some things are important to men.

Hell they don’t need referees for this one, they need riot police. How come every time I go to a game I never get to see fights like this. Look at the fans, they’re totally into it too, they need that glass to keep them out, lol.

Sometimes you just have to screw up your courage and go for it. Throw caution to the wind and just go for it. Oh wait, what the hell??