Sometimes you’re looking for just the right words for the occasion- fortunately there’s a service to do that very thing for you. You never know when you’re going to put a bad guy down like a rabid dog, and need that one liner to do the job right.

Or babies eating lemons- something like that, I get those confused.

It’s all about priorities. Some things are important to women. Some things are important to men.

Hell they don’t need referees for this one, they need riot police. How come every time I go to a game I never get to see fights like this. Look at the fans, they’re totally into it too, they need that glass to keep them out, lol.

Sometimes you just have to screw up your courage and go for it. Throw caution to the wind and just go for it. Oh wait, what the hell??

It’s important to learn a new language. Just make sure you’re nice to your teacher, and not a pain in the ass, or it could go wrong. Oh so very wrong…

So a young British lad decides to go America. Mom and Dad want to do the right thing- worth the wait.

Works for me. I can see productivity crashing coast to coast as men everywhere fully explore this new technology.

A lighthearted look at what to do when bears attack. Very well done with claymation- poor bastard loses his head over and over. You Will Need: A Cool Head Acting Skills Clean Underwear

Apparently it’s not only the ladies that are intimidated by a big bug. This surburn apartment dweller is quite intimidated by the insect, and has to steel up his courage to dispatch the evil that is the bug.