Dump-a-link has a funny video on Mandles, candles for men. Click the picture to play it…

So how many points is it if you put a cheerleader through the goal? I suppose she should be happy they didn’t slam dunk…

Looks like this cat is looking for some revenge…

Here’s the rest of the story, continued from Bad Vasectomy Complications Part 1 ….Click to Play…. I manage to make it home relatively unscathed. I get home, put my feet up on the couch, and apply frozen peas to the affected area. Turns out they’re therapeutic- kinda like tiny ice cubes to keep down swelling. [...]

You know, no matter how old I got I think I’d notice if the cat had my nads… The guy in this funny story sure did.

What follows is my recollection of the events leading up to, and the story of, the completely unprovoked and brutal assault on my nuts. If you happen to have nuts of your own, or care about someone with said accouterments, take this as a cautionary tale on what they TELL you is a simple surgery- [...]

Looks like the deer is a little upset someone harvested the garden vegetables…

Looks like Barbie has gotten herself into some trouble with the natives.

So it may be hard to believe, but I’ve spent some time in some less than reputable drinking establishments. I know, shocking! The kinds of places that had a sign above the urinals that said, “Do NOT eat the big white mint.” The kind that had signs like this:

For those of us who spent time in uniform, cadence calls (Jodie calls if you were an army grunt) helped passed the time and the miles. Here are some good ones: If I die in a combat zone box me up and ship me home pin my medals upon my chest tell my momma I [...]