So I just renewed my registration online- didn’t have to mail in proof of insurance or a smog check- it’s all verified electronically. Nice work Nevada, I don’t miss that trip to the DMV. Speaking of DMVs- every time I or any member of my family or friends has been in an accident, the other [...]

Sometimes you really don’t want to win. Like getting first prize in an ugly baby contest with junior. Or setting up a competitive friend for a little payback, like this poor guy: And there’s times where you bust your ass, do everything right, and life still kicks you in the balls.

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. “Why of course”, comes the reply. The first man then asks: “Where are you from?” “I’m from Ireland”, replies the second man. The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland too! Let’s [...]

A man who is friends with the manager at the local zoo is called into the managers office. “I need to ask you a favour” he says. “There’s a school group coming tomorrow especially to see the silverback gorilla but he died earlier today. What I want you to do is dress up in a [...]

I know, I know…it’s just wrong. It’s also funny…

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you’ve [...]

Sometimes to get something accomplished you have to think quickly. This dog knows what he’s doing… Okay, here’s a little test for you. Family has to get to the other side of the river. Here are the rules: The crook in stripes cannot be alone with any family member without the cop Dad can’t be [...]

And here’s a funny one that’s clean… Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

When I was a kid it was a big deal to put a penny on the train tracks. Now look this kids these days… Nice Idea – Click here for more home videos

So evidently I need to work on my social graces. I let out a rather loud and satisfying burp the other day, and my wife saw fit to comment. Wife: “Well Done.” (I married because she appreciates the finer things) Me: “Just well done??? That was spectacular!” Wife: “Yeah, my Dad is better” Sometimes I [...]