The original sentiment is on the left, my as yet unspoken additions are in parenthesis. I give you 75 rejected wedding ring inscriptions, in alphabetical order.

1. A lifetime is all that I need… (to wreck yours)
2. A Perfect Fit … (until I ate that box of ho hos)
3. All My Heart … (and all my family, including Mom who hates you)
4. Always and forever … (nagging you)
5. Baby, I’m Amazed By You … (that you’re so gullible)
6. Body, Mind And Heart … (I own your ass)
7. Bound To An Angel … (a Hell’s Angel)
8. Burning for you … (or maybe that’s the Gonorrhea)
9. Committed to you … (I should be committed BY you to a mental facility)
10. Don’t Hope, Believe … (I’ll leave)

See the full list here.

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"75 Rejected Wedding Ring Inscriptions" by was published on December 26th, 2007 and is listed in Cool, Funny.

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