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DESCRIPTION OF SERVICE – TWITFALL currently provides users with access to a amusing/entertaining web resources, including video, audio, text and images, deemed the service. You agree that the Service may include advertisements and that these advertisements are necessary for TWITFALL to provide the Service. Unless explicitly stated otherwise, any new features that augment or enhance the current Service, including the release of new TWITFALL properties, shall be subject to the TOS. You understand and agree that the Service is provided “AS-IS” and that TWITFALL assumes no responsibility for the timeliness, deletion, mis-delivery or failure to store any user communications or personalization settings. You are responsible for obtaining access to the Service and that access may involve third party fees (such as Internet service provider or airtime charges). You are responsible for those fees, including those fees associated with the display or delivery of advertisements. In addition, you must provide and are responsible for all equipment necessary to access the Service.
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TWITFALL’S PROPRIETARY RIGHTS – You acknowledge and agree that the Service and any necessary software used in connection with the Service (“Software”) contain proprietary and confidential information that is protected by applicable intellectual property and other laws. You further acknowledge and agree that Content contained in sponsor advertisements or information presented to you through the Service or advertisers is protected by copyrights, trademarks, service marks, patents or other proprietary rights and laws. Except as expressly authorized by TWITFALL or advertisers, you agree not to modify, rent, lease, loan, sell, distribute, publish or create derivative works based on the Service or the Software, in whole or in part. TWITFALL grants you a personal, non-transferable and non-exclusive right and license to use the object code of its Software on a single computer; provided that you do not (and do not allow any third party to) copy, modify, create a derivative work of, reverse engineer, reverse assemble or otherwise attempt to discover any source code, sell, publish, assign, sublicense, grant a security interest in or otherwise transfer any right in the Software. You agree not to modify the Software in any manner or form, or to use modified versions of the Software, including (without limitation) for the purpose of obtaining unauthorized access to the Service. You agree not to access the Service, or induce or direct others to access the Service, by any means other than through the interface that is provided by TWITFALL for use in accessing the Service. This includes, without limitation, the practice of “deep linking.” All communications with TWITFALL and/or its staff become the property of TWITFALL and can be published/posted/redistributed as such at any time, with the original author being credited for his/her work.

LIMITATION OF LIABILITY – You expressly understand and agree that Twitfall shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, consequential or exemplary damages, including but not limited to, damages for loss of profits, goodwill, use, data or other intangible losses (even if Twitfall has been advised of the possibility of such damages), resulting from: (I) the use or the inability to use the service; (ii) the cost of procurement of substitute goods and services resulting from any goods, data, information or services purchased or obtained or messages received or transactions entered into through or from the service; (iii) unauthorized access to or alteration of your transmissions or data; (iv) statements or conduct of any third party on the service; or (v) any other matter relating to the service.

EXCLUSIONS AND LIMITATIONS – Some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion of certain warranties or the limitation or exclusion of liability for incidental or consequential damages. Accordingly, some of the above limitations of sections above may not apply to you.
NOTICE – Notices to you may be made via either email or regular mail. The Service may also provide notices of changes to the TOS or other matters by displaying notices or links to notices to you generally on the Service.

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COPYRIGHTS and COPYRIGHT AGENTS – TWITFALL respects the intellectual property of others, and we ask our users to do the same. If you believe that your work has been copied in a way that constitutes copyright infringement, or your intellectual property rights have been otherwise violated, please provide TWITFALL’s Copyright Agent the following information:

1. an electronic or physical signature of the person authorized to act on behalf of the owner of the copyright or other intellectual property interest;
2. a description of the copyrighted work or other intellectual property that you claim has been infringed;
3. a description of where the material that you claim is infringing is located on the site;
4. your address, telephone number, and email address;
5. a statement by you that you have a good faith belief that the disputed use is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law;
6. a statement by you, made under penalty of perjury, that the above information in your Notice is accurate and that you are the copyright or intellectual property owner or authorized to act on the copyright or intellectual property owner’s behalf.

TWITFALL’s Agent for Notice of claims of copyright or other intellectual property infringement can be reached here.
GENERAL INFORMATION – The TOS constitute the entire agreement between you and TWITFALL and govern your use of the Service, superseding any prior agreements between you and TWITFALL. You also may be subject to additional terms and conditions that may apply when you use affiliate services, third-party content or third-party software. The TOS and the relationship between you and TWITFALL shall be governed by the laws of the State of Nevada without regard to its conflict of law provisions. The failure of TWITFALL to exercise or enforce any right or provision of the TOS shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision. If any provision of the TOS is found by a court of competent jurisdiction to be invalid, the parties nevertheless agree that the court should endeavor to give effect to the parties’ intentions as reflected in the provision, and the other provisions of the TOS remain in full force and effect.

VIOLATIONS – Please report any violations of the TOS to our webmaster. The section titles in the TOS are for convenience only and have no legal or contractual effect.

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