Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Support Cannibalism-EAT ME!

God is my copilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.

I wasn’t born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.

Keep honking while I reload.

Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either!

Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?

5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it’s an amusement park.

EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip-mine the other planets later.

Your child may be an honor student but you’re still an idiot.

If you drink, don’t park. Accidents cause people.

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