Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Support Cannibalism-EAT ME!
God is my copilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
I wasn’t born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.
Keep honking while I reload.
Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either!
Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?
5 days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it’s an amusement park.
EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip-mine the other planets later.
Your child may be an honor student but you’re still an idiot.
If you drink, don’t park. Accidents cause people.
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