A large corporation recently hired several cannibals. “You are all part of our team now,” said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. You get all of the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of the other employees.” The cannibals promised they would not.

Four weeks later their boss remarked, “You’re all working very hard and I’m satisfied with your work. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?” The cannibals all shook their heads “No.”

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, “Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?” A hand rose hesitantly.

“You fool!” the leader continued. “For four weeks we’ve been eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something!!!”

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"Cannibals at Work – Funny Joke" by was published on July 16th, 2008 and is listed in Funny Joke.

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Comments on "Cannibals at Work – Funny Joke": 3 Comments

  1. fragileheart wrote,

    Brilliant… now I hope I never become a manager… (because you never know who is a cannibal)

  2. Pit wrote,

    I’m always amazed at how little goes on at “management” meetings- other than endless blah…blah…blah… then assign it to someone else and set up another meeting…

  3. Jaya wrote,

    I liked that one! I sent it on
    to one of my co-workers…

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