Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day , he just wasnâ€™t paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned.
The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the widow Murphy of her old manâ€™s death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said, â€œIâ€™m sorry to tell you, but poor old Murphy passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned.â€
She wept and covered her face with her apron and after a time, between sobs, she asked, â€œTell me, did he suffer?â€
â€œI donâ€™t think so,â€ said the foreman: â€œHe got out three times to go to the menâ€™s room.â€