A young boy went up to his father and asked him, “Dad, what is the difference between potential and reality?”

The father thought for a moment and then answered, “Go ask you mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. So the boy went to his mother and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”

The Mother replied, “Of course I would! But don’t tell your father.” The boy then went to his sister and asked, “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?” The girl replied, “Oh my gosh! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?”

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, “Did you find out the difference between potential and reality?”

The boy replied, “Yes. Potentially you and I are sitting on 2 million dollars, but realistically, we’re living with two whores…”

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"Potential and Reality – Funny Joke" by was published on June 16th, 2008 and is listed in Funny Joke.

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  1. fragileheart wrote,

    hahahahaa very unexpected!!

    I’d sleep with him too though =P

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