help-wantedRight Oh, Murder Burger is opening up on Ponsonby Road in Posonby and we
need a bunch of people to hang out with, make burgers and talk shit. No previous
experience is needed as we teach you everything you need to know and we kind of
factor in you buggering something up along the way.

The sorts of people we think will be good for this job are:

Arts, Architecture and Humanities students: No real reason for this well actually I
suppose there is. it’s just that if where going to be working with somebody for
hours on end it’s quite nice to talk about stuff we’re interested in as well.

Stundent nurses and student teachers. I’ve gone out with two nurses and two
teachers in my short life, and they were all awesome. More awesome that me as it
turns out, which is why I’m not going out with them anymore.

The sorts of people we think won’t be good for us:

Politics students: Nothing personal, we just don’t understand you.

P addicts: Again, nothing personal, it’s just that the benefit of you being able to work 7 shifts in a row is pretty much outweighted by the probability that you will one day flip, grab a knife and become Mr Stabby.

So if working with us sounds like something you might quite like to do instead of staying home watching telly then send an email to Geordie

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