Sometimes, you just gotta be you.
Sometimes just being you can feel great at the time, and then just wrong in the morning.
Sometimes others pay for the consequences of your actions…
A man and his wife went to the company Christmas party where the man has a little too much to drink. He staggers down the stairs, completely hung over, and makes his way to the breakfast bar. His wife pours him a cup of coffee. With his head in his hand, he asks “Damn, honey.” “What happened last night?”
She replies, “It wasn’t a pretty sight.”
He asks, “What do you mean?”
“Well” she replies, “You were not on your best behavior and your boss was extremely upset.”
“He was”, he moans.
“Yes” she replies, “He sure was.”
“Aahhh, PISS ON HIM!” he says.
“You did,” she replies. “Honey, You got fired last night.”
“I got fired?” he questions.
“Yes” she answers “You got fired”
“Aahhh, FUCK HIM!” he says.
She replies, “I did, you start back Monday morning!”
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[...] Twitfall created an interesting post today on Supressing Your Inner Child and Your Outer Drunk (NSFW Language)Here’s a short outlineSometimes, you just gotta be you. Sometimes just being you can feel great at the time, and then just wrong in the morning. Sometimes others pay for the consequences of your actions… A man and his wife went to the company Christmas party where the man has a little too much to drink. He staggers down the stairs, completely hung over, and makes his way to the breakfast bar. His wife pours him a cup of coffee. With his head in his hand, he asks “Damn, honey.†“What happened [...]
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