Are You Afraid of the Dark? wasn’t just a great horror show for children, it was also a great educational show for children. In every single episode of the show, you will find one or more important life lessons, lessons that you probably heard dozens of times before from your parents and teachers. Of course, we all know you didn’t listen to your parents and teachers. They’re complete pussies, and they don’t know their hands from their asses. They think they have the right to give you advice just by virtue of having been alive longer? Read the rest at sydlexia.com.