*** Love & Marriage ***

“When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.” Sacha Guitry.

“There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn’t stand for that.” Steve Martin.

“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” Groucho Marx

“In married life three is company and two none.” Oscar Wilde

“It was a perfect marriage. She didn’t want to and he couldn’t.” Spike Milligan

“My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.” Socrates.

“The General was essentially a man of peace, except of course in his domestic affairs.” Oscar Wilde

“Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.” Ambrose Bierce

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"Love and Relationship Quotes" by Pit was published on April 10th, 2009 and is listed in Funny Stories.

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