Martha’s way #1
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

The Real Women’s Way:
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake,you are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.

Martha’s way #2:
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

The Real Women’s Way:
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

Martha’s way #3:
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won’t be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

The Real Women’s Way:
Go to the bakery. They’ll even decorate it for you.

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