lightbarIt was a simple plan. All he wanted to do was eat tacos with his girlfriend. But things went bad for Justin- oh so bad.

I don’t get to see my girlfriend too much because I work so many hours a week that it’s almost impossible. That, mixed with her schedule, doesn’t make for much time to see her. When I do find time to see her, I fly from work to her house going 90 in a 55 MPH zone. That being said, Monday I was speeding to her house from work. I was on a local highway and about 5 minutes from her house when the blue lights blinded my eyes from my rear-view mirror. Damn, I’ve just been pulled over. The officer walked up to my car, asked how I was doing, then the usual “license and registration, please”. Nothing out of the ordinary. Read the full story here.

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"Visiting a Girlfriend Goes Horribly Wrong" by was published on January 19th, 2009 and is listed in Funny Stories.

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