…So this lady was really freaked out by the whole thing. She was sorta stuck in between thanking me, and catching her breath. So (and wtf did this come from I have no idea), I pulled out my PDA and said “This is Commander Navarrette, I saved the subject. The time is 4:39 pm.” She had no idea what was happening and kept looking at me all dumb. So I said something to the effect of, “Ma’am I need your signature to affirm that you were here and I stopped you from getting run over by the 4:39 bus.”…
Intrigued- read the about how one lady had quite an interesting day at Office of Strategic Influence.
