When I’m down to my socks it’s time for business…it’s business time…
Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can’t see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.
“Honey,” she signs, “Why don’t we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. If you don’t want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time.”
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, “Great idea, now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on penis one time. If you don’t want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis….fifty times.”
Tags: Business Time, Funny Video
Margaret wrote,
I can’t tell my husband this joke – he will want to pretend we’re deaf.
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Link | March 2nd, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Pit wrote,
Hehehe, I love that joke. Welcome Margret, and apparently there’s lots of husbands pretending to be deaf. Here’s another funny one- this time our heroes are blind…
Two men dressed in pilots’ uniforms walk up the aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they’re headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory. As it begins to look as though the plane will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, “You know, Bob, one of these days, they’re gonna scream too late and we’re all gonna die…”
Link | March 2nd, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Lope wrote,
Funny!
I love your jokes.
Link | March 3rd, 2008 at 9:54 am