Here’s a pretty clever spin on the old porn movie. Still not safe for work. Did he fix that with a pipe wrench?

So a clever marketing company put together a series of slides of people yawning. To prove that yawns are contagious- watch the slide deck and try not to yawn- works really well if you tired, lol. You can see the yawns at: Subliminal Messages.

Zoomdoggle has these duct tape bandaids. For those shop accidents- you might need a roll if you lop off a finger.

Sort of a cross between classical and modern- nice piece of music.

via Viral Video Chart.

Harry steps into the modern urban setting with an epic opera. Yeah right. It’s a rap, yo.

Well if you have to go, he’s got a good idea. Our hero has a low life expectancy… Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal put out this jewel.

He's so dead

You know, the more things change, the more they stay the same. This is probably what it was like- the first help desk providing IT support…

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello.”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: “$90,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing …..the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!”
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape….. Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?”

Influks has some pictures from inside the dildo factory. It’s not nearly as glamorous as you’d think. Sadly no pictures of the testing department (or the models for the ladies, lol).

Corcholat. has the instructions for a man’s method to solve that eighties sensation, the Rubik’s cube.