Imagine you’re on live TV. And imagine you eat a bug. Hilariousness ensues. Poor guy, that has to suck. “I’m dying in this country ass fucked up town…”

Ah the wisdom of children’s toys.

And who can forget this classic?

If it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing right. Years of training and dedication lead up to this one moment. The dramatic confrontation comes to a head at the end of the clip…

Sometimes you’re looking for just the right words for the occasion- fortunately there’s a service to do that very thing for you. You never know when you’re going to put a bad guy down like a rabid dog, and need that one liner to do the job right.

One quick twist solves even the most stubborn problems. Bet he stays in after that.

Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day , he just wasn’t paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned.

The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the widow Murphy of her old man’s death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said, “I’m sorry to tell you, but poor old Murphy passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned.”

She wept and covered her face with her apron and after a time, between sobs, she asked, “Tell me, did he suffer?”

“I don’t think so,” said the foreman: “He got out three times to go to the men’s room.”

Or babies eating lemons- something like that, I get those confused.

Man my Penis is so Big…

Laundry…toys…yeah, had to happen some day. At least it was for his parachute.

Some people have harder jobs than others. This guy has a novel way to carry bricks off a boat. I wonder how many times he had to practice before he could pull this off?