Oh man, I’m going to hell. Oh well, at least all my friends will be there- and hey they’re a funny bunch. Pornography- now captioned for the hearing impaired.

Good Lord, she’s got one hell of a lawyer. Reminds me of an old joke- Alimony- the screwing you get for the screwing you got.

Innocent question…fatal answer

Ever notice that Dad lets life teach you lessons, while Mom protects you from harm? Swimming lessons at the Y? That was Mom. Thrown in the deep end of the pool? That was Dad. Ah the joys of childhood…

You know every time I get on “Cattle Call” airlines (you know the one I’m talking about- line up for your seat at the gate…mooo….), I notice the damn seats are getting narrower and narrower. I suppose it could be much worse…

She said she could do it herself, and by God she did.

Some people are able to overcome the prejudices society places on them.

Jenny was flattered, and and little puzzled why all of the little boys at the wedding wanted to dance with her.

It’s interesting how now matter how advanced we get, there’s wisdom in the ancient ways. Some flowers have medicinal properties, some roots can cure headaches. Western medicine has a lot to learn from the old ways. Take this very effective treatment for example.

So when I was growing up, I had a little side job that was different than mowing lawns or tossing newspapers. I was the technical support for the mysterious blinking VCR syndrome. I’m convinced that across America MILLIONS of VCRS were all simultaneously blinking 12:00…12:00…12:00… I’d come in, pick up the remote, set the clock [...]