Remember to throw out the dogs before getting romantic, you never know what they’re thinking.

There’s Someone for Everyone, even if you’re a closet ninja…thanks Warehouse.

Sometimes they just write themselves. Idiot in police custody, after an act of extreme stupidity. While the cops were searching for him, one jokingly calls out “Marco!” Our hero responds “Polo!” The POLOice came over hauled his my dumb ass to jail.

Out of the mouths of babes…comes the truth. Why is it we spend nine months trying to get out and the rest of our lives trying to get back in?

You know, no matter how old I got I think I’d notice if the cat had my nads… The guy in this funny story sure did.

Looks like the police are getting serious about stopping speeders…