Now here’s a knife I’d definitely buy. Of course the reattachment for appendages cream would probably have to be used too…

Vinko Bogataj. You probably don’t know the name, but you do know his work. On the Wide World of Sports, the poor bastard who ate it during “The agony of defeat”…yep, that’s Vinko. He even had a sniglet coined for him- “agonosis,” -The syndrome of tuning in on Wide World of [...]

Ah soccer. Or football to our European friends. A game that is taken very seriously- hell people have died over it. Sometimes even the afterlife gets involved…

You’d think an infant wouldn’t have a whole lot of interest in a Wii. You’d be wrong- he’s having more fun than Dad.

I’ve been documenting their misfortune but there are good pole dancers…

And bad pole dancers…

And good pole dancers- Ladies this is for you- Lope, Reggy, and Margaret among others…I, however, need will need some eye bleach…

And bad pole dancers…

The engineer in me is fascinated by the idea, and the dog seems to love it. But there’s something about it that seems like it’s too easy. I know, put it outside with one of those orange extension cords…yeah, that’s it….

So Bambi or Barbi or Tiffany decides she’s going to bust a move on that pole. Notice the mattress in the background. Yep, clue 1, no safety equipment. You’d think she’d be familiar with mattresses by now. Anyway, up she goes, can you guess what happens? What’s the number [...]

So the Dog Screen Cleaning post was pretty popular…

So I give you the Cat Screen Cleaning Video.

If it was only this simple to back things up and make things right.

Here’s a pretty good summary of how men’s brains work. As a bonus, he enters the forbidden territory of how women’s brains work.