Now here’s a knife I’d definitely buy. Of course the reattachment for appendages cream would probably have to be used too…

Vinko Bogataj. You probably don’t know the name, but you do know his work. On the Wide World of Sports, the poor bastard who ate it during “The agony of defeat”…yep, that’s Vinko. He even had a sniglet coined for him- “agonosis,” -The syndrome of tuning in on Wide World of [...]

Ah soccer. Or football to our European friends. A game that is taken very seriously- hell people have died over it. Sometimes even the afterlife gets involved…

You’d think an infant wouldn’t have a whole lot of interest in a Wii. You’d be wrong- he’s having more fun than Dad.