So apparently this deer decided to turn the tables on hunter. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD5zjUbWpXY[/youtube]

Sometimes God just has your number. When he does and you dodge the bullet, it’s best not celebrate too quickly. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j_SmGpMgwc[/youtube]

What would you do if you were in an elevator and a machete wielding nutcase stepped on with you? Okay fellas, I’m sure we’d all open a can of serious whoop ass- these results can’t be typical… [flv]http://media.ebaumsworld.com/videos/2007/11/48226.flv[/flv] (Video is courtesy of Ebaum’s World).

Superbad Quotes… So Walmart has banned the special edition DVD that includes the McLovin ID. That’s okay- want a custom one? Go here.

If though persuasion, bribery or begging you talk your girl into this: [metacafe]http://www.metacafe.com/watch/331382/pole_dance_practice/[/metacafe] Then make sure you secure the damn pole. Nothing’s less sexy than a trip to the ER… [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQoMuXji4hQ[/youtube] And remember to watch out for your idiot roommates too. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-dd11ZYa4o[/youtube]

A bird stole ice cream… So then one stole chips… And now they’ve escalated to cold, hard cash… lock up your valuables!

What to get the guy who has everything… A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase Manhattan Bank holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the young man at the window that she wished to take the $3 million she had in the bag and open an account [...]

Weddings can be such a long, drawn out affair. Check out the phases of Marriage: Phase I- Courtship Phase II – Marriage Phase III – Divorce The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him. They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband [...]

Gun Tattoo Should Read “Idiot”…two geniuses shot themselves with ONE bullet while tracing a loaded gun for a tattoo…

The funny story on the Texas Chili Cookoff is pretty popular, so I thought you all would enjoy seeing this reporter take on the hottest chili pepper of all time. “I ain’t afraid of no chili” was probably a bit premature… [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvK2Y1hv9mY[/youtube] The Red Savina used to be the hottest pepper of all time, until [...]