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    Luigi, a perpetual bachelor, owned one of the biggest and fastest-growing businesses in Miami, a furniture manufacturing shop. Friends convinced him that he needed to take a trip to Italy to check out the latest trends there, and maybe he could meet an available young Italian woman at the same time. As he was checking [...]

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    So evidently I need to work on my social graces. I let out a rather loud and satisfying burp the other day, and my wife saw fit to comment. Wife: “Well Done.” (I married because she appreciates the finer things) Me: “Just well done??? That was spectacular!” Wife: “Yeah, my Dad is better” Sometimes I [...]

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    I used to have a friend named Carrie (named changed to protect the stupid). Carrie wasn’t exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, she’d repeatedly do dumb things like run out of gas (over and over), oversleep 3 days out of 5, tip over the filing cabinets by opening all the drawers- well you get [...]

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    Reminds me of an old joke- Peter rabbit was happily hopping down the garden path. As he approached a female rabbit, he would pounced upon her and uttered, “Wham bam thank you ma’am!” He was done and gone before she could protest. He hopped on a little further, spied another bunny and repeated the performance [...]

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