I’ve been documenting their misfortune but there are good pole dancers… And bad pole dancers… And good pole dancers- Ladies this is for you- Lope, Reggy, and Margaret among others…I, however, need will need some eye bleach… And bad pole dancers…

So Bambi or Barbi or Tiffany decides she’s going to bust a move on that pole. Notice the mattress in the background. Yep, clue 1, no safety equipment. You’d think she’d be familiar with mattresses by now. Anyway, up she goes, can you guess what happens? What’s the number for 911?