So imagine you are going to go on a gameshow. You study hard. Pass the qualification test. Tell all your friends and family to watch. Then you do this: Chase Sampson Total Prize Money $0! Or how about this. Bet Mom and Dad were so proud! In the ass Bob. No the location… Snopes actually [...]

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you’ve [...]

There’s some payback here…Gotta love it when the criminals get what they deserve! [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpGHXKR_R3E[/youtube]

So my New Years Resolution is to get into better shape. Part of that involves a diet. Bob knows what I’m talking about… [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwfG5Jp4p7U[/youtube]

Hey HP, the troops don’t appreciate your customer service… [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dodPR7h_ytI[/youtube] Reminds me of another old joke: A man was in a long line at the grocery store, and as he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up [...]

Jeff Lew is amazing…Warning matrix style bean on bean violence. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmInzBRoZnA[/youtube]