Looks like the deer is a little upset someone harvested the garden vegetables…

Looks like the police are getting serious about stopping speeders…

What would you do if you were in an elevator and a machete wielding nutcase stepped on with you? Okay fellas, I’m sure we’d all open a can of serious whoop ass- these results can’t be typical… [flv]http://media.ebaumsworld.com/videos/2007/11/48226.flv[/flv] (Video is courtesy of Ebaum’s World).

So this asshole apparently didn’t make an important phone call first…the Jihad Suicide Hotline! [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEdsUeq6xoY[/youtube] And then there’s this home grown genius- yes, another ass shooting. When will the madness end?

A bird stole ice cream… So then one stole chips… And now they’ve escalated to cold, hard cash… lock up your valuables!

What to get the guy who has everything… A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase Manhattan Bank holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the young man at the window that she wished to take the $3 million she had in the bag and open an account [...]

Doesn’t look a rock drummer, does he? [googlevideo]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-887723772545700624[/googlevideo] And here’s a hell of a handjob caught on video… [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yrgXVSOZXs[/youtube]

Breakfast on the go! [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHhQPDN_BPg[/youtube]

Gun Tattoo Should Read “Idiot”…two geniuses shot themselves with ONE bullet while tracing a loaded gun for a tattoo…