Here, bite my finger…Ouch! Well what did you expect? That’s like falling for Dad asking, “Here, pull my finger…”

Dump-a-link has a funny video on Mandles, candles for men. Click the picture to play it…

So this guy does some cool things with paperclips- I’m not sure who is worse, him for having the free time to do it or me for watching the video… [metacafe]http://www.metacafe.com/watch/145560/paper_clip_top/[/metacafe]

Dramatic Lemur! Click the pic for the video Following on the heals of course on the legendary dramatic prairie dog, now with the Derivative versions!

So apparently this deer decided to turn the tables on hunter. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD5zjUbWpXY[/youtube]

Sometimes God just has your number. When he does and you dodge the bullet, it’s best not celebrate too quickly. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j_SmGpMgwc[/youtube]

What would you do if you were in an elevator and a machete wielding nutcase stepped on with you? Okay fellas, I’m sure we’d all open a can of serious whoop ass- these results can’t be typical… [flv]http://media.ebaumsworld.com/videos/2007/11/48226.flv[/flv] (Video is courtesy of Ebaum’s World).

Superbad Quotes… So Walmart has banned the special edition DVD that includes the McLovin ID. That’s okay- want a custom one? Go here.

If though persuasion, bribery or begging you talk your girl into this: [metacafe]http://www.metacafe.com/watch/331382/pole_dance_practice/[/metacafe] Then make sure you secure the damn pole. Nothing’s less sexy than a trip to the ER… [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQoMuXji4hQ[/youtube] And remember to watch out for your idiot roommates too. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-dd11ZYa4o[/youtube]

Doesn’t look a rock drummer, does he? [googlevideo]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-887723772545700624[/googlevideo] And here’s a hell of a handjob caught on video… [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yrgXVSOZXs[/youtube]